Vol. XXIX, No. 47Cleveland, Ohio — November 2024Price: Your Attention

THE DUBE DISPATCH

"All the AI That's Fit to Deploy" — Serving Enterprise Since We Figured Out What Enterprise Meant

Taksch Dube

Fig 1. Subject appears to understand what he's doing. Sources remain skeptical.

LOCAL AI ENGINEER BUILDS RAG SYSTEMS THAT REFUSE TO HALLUCINATE

Enterprise companies baffled by AI that tells the truth; productivity soars as employees stop fact-checking chatbots

Cleveland — In a development that has sent shockwaves through boardrooms across the insurance and professional services industry, AI Engineer Taksch Dube has reportedly been building AI systems that produce "reliable, deterministic results."

"We asked the AI a question and it gave us the correct answer," said one Fortune 500 executive, visibly shaken. "Then we asked it again, and it gave us the same correct answer. We didn't know that was possible."

Dube specializes in RAG architectures that don't make things up, agents that do what they're told, and the dark arts of GenAI testing metrics. Enterprise companies frequently bring him in due to his expertise with local AI deployments and fine-tuning—skills he reportedly acquired through a combination of academic rigor and "an unhealthy relationship with documentation."

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ACADEMIC DISPATCH

PhD Candidate, Computer Science

Kent State University

Specialization in Artificial Intelligence with a research focus on AIoT (Artificial Intelligence of Things)—because apparently regular AI wasn't complicated enough.

"The dissertation is coming along great," reports candidate, staring into the middle distance.

ACTIVE OPERATIONS

Currently in Progress — Accept No Substitutes

Dube International

AI Engineering Firm

Where enterprise companies bring their most complex AI problems—and occasionally their most complex sandwiches.

Reynolds

Corporate Communication Startup

Making corporate communication efficient and empathetic. Yes, both at the same time. We were surprised too.

CatsLikePIE

Language Acquisition Platform

Learn languages through text roleplay. More effective than Duolingo's guilt-tripping owl, and significantly less threatening.

$500K+

Value Generated

15+

Industries

5+

Shipped

Areas of Expertise

  • RAG SystemsThe kind that don't hallucinate
  • Deterministic AgentsReliable results, every time
  • GenAI Testing MetricsIf you can't measure it...
  • Local AI DeploymentsYour data stays yours
  • Fine-TuningMaking models actually useful

Industry Focus

Insurance and Professional Services

Where the stakes are high and the compliance requirements are higher.

— Classifieds —

WANTED: Complex AI problems. Will trade deterministic solutions for interesting challenges. No chatbots that "just need to be more creative."

Tomorrow's Forecast

Partly cloudy with a 90% chance of debugging

Editorial Note

This page was not generated by AI (ironic, we know)

Weather Advisory

High probability of successful deployments